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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2024

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
– They were married in the spring!

When’s the best time to go on a trampoline?
– In the spring.

What goes up when the rain goes up?
– Umbrellas

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
– A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
– A: Help! I’m going to fall.

I hate spring cleaning.
– Damn things bounce all over the place.

Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?
– It was written by I.P Nightly.

What flower should a boy give to his mum?
– A son-flower.

Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
– The rest of the bed is still full price though…

Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
– A: OK, Bloomer.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During Ape-ril showers!

What did the spring say to the airplane?
– Boeing!!

What do parents like to do in April?
– Go to a Bruce Springstein concert.

Does February like March?
– No but April May

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear.

Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
– A: It needed tweetment!

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
– A robin

What says the nymphomaniac’s right leg to her left leg, at the end of spring break ?
– “Long time no see !”

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