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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2024

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
– A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
– A: Lily!

What kind of garden does a baker have?
– A flour garden.

Why do blondes give more head in spring?
– They’ve heard that one swallow doesn’t make a summer

What flowers can you find on someone’s face?
– Tulips.

What do you do say it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
– Did you see this fowl weather?

Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
– A: Daffo-dills!

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
– A: EGG-plants!

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy
– You add spring water

Did you see the ice and snow was melting?
– I thaw.

Why did the worm cross the ruler?
– To become an inchworm!

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
– A: They eat whatever bugs them.

What falls but never gets hurt?
– The rain

The worst part about spring…
– Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.

What’s the best type of dog to get in April?
– A springer spaniel.

What did summer say to spring?
– Help, I’m going to fall!

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
– A: A bee comes after it!

Q: What month of the year is the shortest?
– A: May – it only has 3 letters.

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