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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers?
– A: When you haven’t botany.

Does February like March?
– No but April May

Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?
– Patty O’Furniture

What’s May’s favourite thing? April showers,
– because the April showers bring May flowers.

Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat whatever bugs them.

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
– A: Umbrellas!

What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
– A son-flower!

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
– They were married in the spring!

When’s the best time to go on a trampoline?
– In the spring.

What goes up when the rain goes up?
– Umbrellas

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
– A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
– A: Help! I’m going to fall.

I hate spring cleaning.
– Damn things bounce all over the place.

Have you read Rusty Bed Springs?
– It was written by I.P Nightly.

What flower should a boy give to his mum?
– A son-flower.

Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
– The rest of the bed is still full price though…

Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
– A: OK, Bloomer.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During Ape-ril showers!

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