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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

Q: Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
– A: Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!

Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
– A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

Can bees fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets!

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?
– Because it has May weather in it.

Why should you start your gardening business in spring?
– Because you can rake in the money.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear.

Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
– A: Garden hose.

Finally my winter fat is gone!
– Now I have spring rolls : (

What do you call it when you sweep off the snow for the last time in winter?
– A spring fling.

What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
– A robin

Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
– A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

What did the dirt say to the rain?
– If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time?
– Because they’ll always play matrix on you.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?
– Egg-plant.

Which spring month can’t ever make a decision?
– MAYbe

Q: Why was the bee mad?
– A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Q: Does February like March?
– A: No, but April May

Why did the farmer bury all his money?
– To make his soil rich.

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