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Spring jokes 🌼🍀🌸 in 2025

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
– A: MAYbe.

Spring is here
– I got so excited that I wet my plants.

Spring is like a deadbeat dad
– It keeps promising it’ll be there, but never shows up.

What’s a bow that can’t be tied?
– A rain-bow

Q: How do you know that bees are happy?
– A: Because they hum while they work.

Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
– A: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Such nice spring days and we are locked in because of Covid-19, it’s a real pity
– that my wife and kids can’t leave the house

Why did April stand up to May?
– To prove she wasn’t a spring chicken.

How do you make a pool bouncy?
– Add spring water

Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
– A: To make his soil rich!

What do you get when two plants kiss?
– Tulips!

Saw 1st signs of spring today.
– Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop.

What did the tree say when winter ended?
– Well that’s a re-leaf.

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During Ape-ril showers!

Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
– A: Spring time!

Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
– A: Son-flower!

Which month can’t make a decision?
– MAY-be.

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
– A: Releaved.

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