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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2025

Hockey players are known for their summer teeth.
– Summer here, summer there.

Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?
– Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.

Why do football players do well in school?
– They know how to use their heads!

I love the fall. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the World Series.
– Just like the Dodgers.

Who played in the pirate Super Bowl?
– The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Seattle Seahawks.

What’s the difference between basketball players and soccer players?
– Basketball players get actual injuries.

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
– “Fowl!”

Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?
– Because there is no atmosphere!

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
– If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

What’s Prince Charles’ favorite American basketball team?
– Sacramento Kings.

What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet?
– A throw rug.

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
– Yellow cards.

What is a goalkeeper’s favourite snack?
– Beans on post!

Why did the footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
– They were the skipper!

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Forget it. It’s way over your head.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
– They always make the jump shots.

Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?
– The tooth fairy.

Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?
– Because he was always putting on Airs.

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