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Sports Jokes ⚽🥊⛷️ in 2025

Why is bad soccer like an old bra?
– Neither provide padding or support.

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
– He sent on his subs!

Which baseball player holds water?
– The pitcher.

What do football players wear for Halloween?
– Face masks.

What’s the difference between hockey and wrestling?
– In hockey, the fights are real.

What would you call the world’s greatest hockey player if he’d decided not to play hockey?
– Wayne Regretsky.

Why did the poor QB have his receivers cross at mid-field?
– He was trying to make ends meet.

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
– A referee.

Where’s the best place in America to shop for a football kit?
– New Jersey!

Why are hockey rinks rounded?
– Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

Which soccer player wears the biggest cleats?
– The one with the biggest feet.

My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.

Why are baseball games at night?
– The bats sleep during the day.

What kind of tea do football players drink?
– Penaltea.

How do hockey players kiss?
– They pucker up.

I watched hockey before it was cool.
– It was swimming. I watched swimming.

What does a [insert team here] fan do after watching their team win the Premier League?
– Turn off the PlayStation!

Why doesn’t the basketball team have a website?
– They can’t string together three Ws.

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