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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2024

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s, erm, hair.

Spongebob: What’s the first thing you’re gonna wish for?
– Squidward: To be as far away as possible from you

What’s SpongeBob’s worst personality trait?
He’s way too self-absorbent

That time SpongeBob basically asked Kevin, the leader of the Jellyspotters, to ~punish~ him.

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.
Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.

Strange looking balloon SpongeBob has there.

When Mr. Krabs flushed Plankton down the toilet after he tried stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula
— and then decided to follow up with an extra ~surprise~.

That time SpongeBob told Patrick his “genius” was showing, and Patrick immediately covered his crotch in embarrassment.

“What is Plankton’s grandma’s favorite type of pudding?”
“Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!”

Any time SpongeBob and Patrick got “ice cream wasted” at Goofy Goober’s

Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
– Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.

What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governer?
A goobernatorial election.

When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen

We finally found the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty!
Spongebob’s been putting mayo in ’em!

When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

That time Sandy fought a French fish named “the Tickler” — a reference to a type of condom called a French Tickler.

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