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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2024

That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s, erm, hair.

Spongebob: What’s the first thing you’re gonna wish for?
– Squidward: To be as far away as possible from you

Mr. Krabs: Take that filthy pile of trash with you.
– Spongebob: You shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that

What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governer?
A goobernatorial election.

When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen

We finally found the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty!
Spongebob’s been putting mayo in ’em!

When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

That time Sandy fought a French fish named “the Tickler” — a reference to a type of condom called a French Tickler.

Why couldn’t Spongebob get a mortgage?
Because his house was underwater.

The fact that Sandy’s name is, well, Sandy Cheeks

Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.
– Spongebob

Did you hear about the Spongebob and Jojo crossover?
Everyone’s favourite part was when plankton said, “You thought it was plankton, but it was me, copepodio!”

When SpongeBob asked his classmate how to organize his pencils, and his classmate basically told him to shove it

Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?
Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs

And, HELLO, the fact that they live somewhere called Bikini Bottom!!!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.
– Patrick Star

Call my getaway driver spongebob
Because he never miss a shift

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