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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2025

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

Cred: Spongebob, my role model

Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher
Spongebob

When SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
– Spongebob

And finally, that time Mr. Krabs’ mind went ~somewhere else~.

Did you know that the seven main characters on SpongeBob SquarePants represent the seven deadly sins?
SpongeBob:

Patrick:

Squidward:

Sandy:

Plankton:

Gary:

Mr. Krabs: Lust, sloth, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony, and greed

SpongeBob: “I don’t want to grow up! I want cookies!”

What is Spongebob’s favorite song?
Holey Diver

When Mermaid Man revealed that his superpowers came from his costume,
– but Squidward had some OTHER ideas about what makes superhero costumes so special

Spongebob: Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.

Where should Spongebob fans go in the hospital?
The Squid-ward

SpongeBob: “I don’t know how to say it, but our old pal Squidward … He’s … He’s…He’s pushing up daisies!”
– Patrick: “Oh, I thought he was dead.”

What’s SpongeBob’s worst personality trait?
He’s way too self-absorbent

That time SpongeBob basically asked Kevin, the leader of the Jellyspotters, to ~punish~ him.

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.
Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.

Strange looking balloon SpongeBob has there.

When Mr. Krabs flushed Plankton down the toilet after he tried stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula
— and then decided to follow up with an extra ~surprise~.

That time SpongeBob told Patrick his “genius” was showing, and Patrick immediately covered his crotch in embarrassment.

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