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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2025

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.
Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said “Sorry About the Scabies.”

With imagination, you can be anything you want.
– Spongebob

Why is the show called SpongeBob…
when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

That time Sandy wondered about SpongeBob’s, erm, hair.

Spongebob: What’s the first thing you’re gonna wish for?
– Squidward: To be as far away as possible from you

Mr. Krabs: Take that filthy pile of trash with you.
– Spongebob: You shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

Cred: Spongebob, my role model

Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher
Spongebob

When SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.
4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don’t know where plankton is.

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