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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

Spiderman (Toby Maguire) wasn’t funny a bit.
-He was always terrible at delivery.

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with a boy who never grows up?
– Peter Pan.

Spiderman gets a job in the CIA. What does the officer tell him?
-Spy-there-man

Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
-Because he has bat breath.

I went to Spider-Man’s wedding.
-It was lovely to see the newly webs.

How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
-He’s always spinning.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?
-Because they heard he’s a web developer

What is Spider-Man’s favourite food?
– French flies.

What does Aunt May sing when Spiderman makes lunch?
-Spiderman, Spiderman, he just opened a tuna can.

Why did Spiderman open a retirement account?
-He wanted to turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.

Where did Black Widow and Spiderman first meet?
-On the world wide web.

Spiderman became a vigilante
-Meanwhile, Aunt May became a vigil auntie.

What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of a joke?
-The Punch Line!

What is Spiderman’s favourite day of the week?
-Fly-day.

Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?
– Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.

When we were children, we used to refer to our Grandad as Spiderman.
-He didn’t have any special powers, he just couldn’t get out of the bath without any assistance.

What is Spiderman’s favourite outfit for a formal occasion?
-A class action suit.

We used to say my Grandad was like Spiderman, not because he was a web-slinging superhero…
-But because he struggled to get out of the bath.

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