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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

What is Spider-Man’s favourite month?
-Web-uary.

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What do you call Spiderman when he sticks his nose in other people’s business?
-Nosy Parker.

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What is Spider-Man’s favourite type of movie?
-A spin-off.

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Why is spiderman so good at comebacks?
-Because with great power comes great response ability.

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I was quite flexible when I was younger
-The kids used to call me Spiderman because my uncle was murdered.

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I really needed Spiderman to come and save the day
-but he said he couldn’t get out of the bath.

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What is the name of the business Spiderman has with Wonder Woman?
-Amazon Web Services.

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Spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog’s bite create?
– Doberman.ader.

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Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
– He knows how to catch flies.

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What is Spiderman’s favourite brand of rice?
-Uncle Ben’s.

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What is Spider-Man’s job?
-Web developer.

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Who was Green Goblin in the 2002 SpiderMan movie?
-Dafoe.

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What is Spiderman’s favourite way to catch up with his friends?
-Via webcam.

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What do you call spiderman after he lost his powers, but still jumps from building to building?
-Peter Parkour (-my brother)

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Do you know what spiderman would name his dog?
-Peter barker

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Spiderman loved my new car so much
-that he asked if he could take it for a spin.

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Why did Spiderman go to the bank with Doc Ock?
-To stop him committing armed robbery.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?
-We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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