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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

Do you know what spiderman would name his dog?
-Peter barker

Spiderman loved my new car so much
-that he asked if he could take it for a spin.

Why did Spiderman go to the bank with Doc Ock?
-To stop him committing armed robbery.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?
-We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
-Cobwebs.

What is Spiderman’s favourite pastime?
-Surfing the web.

Why is Spiderman always so quick to react?
– Because with great power comes great response-ability.

What pictures does spiderman send M.J.?
-Arachnudes

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with Iron Man?
-Pony Park.

Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home
-Spiderman 3: Homeless

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?
-Peter Parkinsons

I went on a date with Spider-Man
– but he was super clingy.

Why doesn’t Spider-Man like talking to Batman?
-Because he has bat breath.

The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up.
-For instance, i’ve lived through more ‘Spiderman’ re-boots than legitimate presidential elections.

What is Spiderman’s favourite sport?
-Fly fishing.

Why is Spiderman silly?
-Because he wears his underpants on his head

Spiderman designed a new outfit that he can wear to formal occasions.
-It’s a class action suit.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a dinosaur?
-Jurassic Parker.

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