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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

Why did Spiderman open a savings account?
-To turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.

What did Spiderman name his son?
– Arachnakid.

If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together
-would they call it Amazon Web Services?

Why can’t Iron man wear Spiderman’s suit?
-He’s dead

Spider-Man hated his new Spider-car.
-He said it drove him up the wall

Which game does Spider-Man always lose against Thanos?
-Snap.

What do you call Spiderman when he parks his car?
-Peter Parker

What is Spider-Man’s favourite thing to have with his drink?
-Just-ice.

Why did Spider-Man get an accountant?
-To calculate his net income.

So when Spiderman produces a white sticky substance it’s “cool”
-Why is it whenever I produce a white sticky substance I’m considered a “massive pervert”?

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with an ear of corn?
-Cobwebs.

I’ve nicknamed my grandad Spiderman.
– He doesn’t have any superpowers, he just can’t climb out of the bath.

I’m waiting for Spider-Man to call round.
-He said he’s swing by soon.

What does Peter Parker call a Spiderman made of building blocks?
-His alter-lego.

What would you call Spiderman if he was Dinosaur man instead?
-Jurassic Parker

Which ankle did Spider-Man twist after tripping on the curb?
-Ankle Ben.

What is the one thing Spiderman can’t eat?
-Uncle Bens rice.

What is Spiderman’s favourite type of music?
– Swing.

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