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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
– He knows how to catch flies.

What is Spiderman’s favourite brand of rice?
-Uncle Ben’s.

What is Spider-Man’s job?
-Web developer.

Who was Green Goblin in the 2002 SpiderMan movie?
-Dafoe.

What is Spiderman’s favourite way to catch up with his friends?
-Via webcam.

What do you call spiderman after he lost his powers, but still jumps from building to building?
-Peter Parkour (-my brother)

Do you know what spiderman would name his dog?
-Peter barker

Spiderman loved my new car so much
-that he asked if he could take it for a spin.

Why did Spiderman go to the bank with Doc Ock?
-To stop him committing armed robbery.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?
-We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
-Cobwebs.

What is Spiderman’s favourite pastime?
-Surfing the web.

Why is Spiderman always so quick to react?
– Because with great power comes great response-ability.

What pictures does spiderman send M.J.?
-Arachnudes

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with Iron Man?
-Pony Park.

Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home
-Spiderman 3: Homeless

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?
-Peter Parkinsons

I went on a date with Spider-Man
– but he was super clingy.

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