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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

What is Spiderman’s favourite outfit for a formal occasion?
-A class action suit.

We used to say my Grandad was like Spiderman, not because he was a web-slinging superhero…
-But because he struggled to get out of the bath.

I’ve just had Spider-Man on the phone.
-He’s got himself into a bit of a sticky situation again.

What month doesn’t Spider-Man like?
-Ock-tober.

What is Spiderman’s favorite song?
-Dust in the Wind. He can really relate.

What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?
– Fly fishing.

What is Spider-Man’s favourite weekend day?
-Spun-day.

What do you call a powerless Spider-Man who still jumps from building to building?
-Peter Parkour.

Did you know that the internet was invented by Spiderman?
-That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.
If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.

What is Spider-Man’s favourite type of TV show?
-A web series.

What did Spider-Man name his son?
-Arachnakid.

What does Spiderman do when he’s not fighting crime?
– Web Development.

I went to watch Spiderman playing baseball.
-He was great at catching flies.

What did Iron Man say to Spider-Man?
– Don’t bug me.

Spiderman began using firearms a few days ago
-Everyone told him that it’s not a good idea but he is sticking to his guns

Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?
– To take it out for a spin.

What is Spider-Man’s favourite month?
-Web-uary.

What do you call Spiderman when he sticks his nose in other people’s business?
-Nosy Parker.

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