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Spiderman Jokes 🕷️ in 2025

What is spidermans favorite road?
-Peter parkway.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
– He spent too much time on the web.

What is Spiderman’s favourite online music app?
-Spot-a-fly.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a Mediterranean flatbread?
– Pita Parker.

Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?
-Uncle Ben.

Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

I wanted to ask Spiderman to connect my TV,
– but I couldn’t find Maguire.

Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?
-They don’t peel so good.

What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a dog?
-Peter Barker.

Why is Spiderman so good at swimming?
-Because he has webbed feet.

Why did Spider-Man get embarrassed?
-His fly was down.

What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?
-The Dark Web

What do you get when you cross Spiderman with Iron Man?
-Pony Park.

Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home
-Spiderman 3: Homeless

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?
-Peter Parkinsons

I went on a date with Spider-Man
– but he was super clingy.

Why doesn’t Spider-Man like talking to Batman?
-Because he has bat breath.

The last twenty five years have been a bizarre time to grow up.
-For instance, i’ve lived through more ‘Spiderman’ re-boots than legitimate presidential elections.

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