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Space Jokes 🚀 in 2025

What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
-A mars bar.

What do you call a lazy man in space?
-A procrastonaut.

What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer?
-The space bar…

What do planets like to read?
-Comet books.

What dance do all astronauts know?
-The moonwalk.

What do Astronauts serve their food on while in space?
– Flying Saucers!

What should you do if you see a green alien?
-Wait until it’s ripe!

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
-When it’s down to its last quarter.

What do you call a tick on the moon?
– A lunatic.

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
-A parking meteor.

How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
-Ewoked.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
-He was looking for Pluto!

How does Jupiter hold up its trousers?
-With an asteroid belt..

What did the alien say when he was out of room?
– “I’m all spaced out!”

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
– He blasts off!

I would love to go to space,
-but the cost is astronomical!

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
-SpaceX.

Who was the first deer in space?
– Buck Rogers.

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