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Space Jokes 🚀 in 2025

What time do astronauts eat?
-At launch time!

Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?
-They read the reviews: One star.

Well what do they say about the space restaurant?
– I hear their food is out of this world!

Where is an astronaut’s favourite place to hangout and relax?
-The space bar…

Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
-The space bar.

Despite space being a vacuum…
-Mars is really dusty.

What’s a light-year?
-The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories…

Why did the cow go to outer space?
-To visit the milky way.

Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space?
-They had a big launch.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
-A space sheep!

Why is the Moon so moody?
– Don’t worry, it’s just going through a phase…

How does our solar system hold up its pants?
-With an asteroid belt.

I love the way the Earth rotates,
-it really makes my day.

What kind of stars wear glasses?
-Famous stars of course.

Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
– Because she needed some space.

Why did the Americans win the space race?
– Because the Soviets were Stalin.

What is an astronauts favourite chocolate?
– A Mars bar of course!

Three people were all bragging about their country. The first person says, “We were the first in space!”
-And the second responds, “Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!”
So the third person says, “Well, that’s nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!”
“How are you gonna do that?” said the other two.
“Well, duh! We are gonna go at night!”

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