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Space Jokes 🚀 in 2025

What should you do if you see a green alien?
-Wait until it’s ripe!

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
-When it’s down to its last quarter.

What do you call a tick on the moon?
– A lunatic.

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
-A parking meteor.

How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
-Ewoked.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
-He was looking for Pluto!

How does Jupiter hold up its trousers?
-With an asteroid belt..

What did the alien say when he was out of room?
– “I’m all spaced out!”

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
– He blasts off!

I would love to go to space,
-but the cost is astronomical!

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
-SpaceX.

Who was the first deer in space?
– Buck Rogers.

Why did the star get arrested?
-Because it was a shooting star!

Why did the cow go into the spaceship?
-It wanted to see the mooooooon.

Einstein developed a theory about space,
-and about time too!

If you run out of room,
-are you Outer Space?

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
-To find Pluto.

What did Mars say to Saturn?
-“Give me a ring sometime.”

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