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Space Jokes 🚀 in 2025

What did the astronaut look for after parking his spaceship in orbit?
– A parking meteor!

Three people were all bragging about their country. The first person says, “We were the first in space!”
-And the second responds, “Well, we were first on the moon! Beat that!”
So the third person says, “Well, that’s nothing. Me and my crew are going to the sun!”
“How are you gonna do that?” said the other two.
“Well, duh! We are gonna go at night!”

What did the space turkey say to the other space turkey?
– Hubble Hubble.

When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge.
-So, the planets started a revolution.

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
-Because they taste funny.

Why can’t you tell anyone about space?
-Because it’s too out of this world!

How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
-A tractor beam.

What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
– I Apollo-gize.

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
-Because they taste funny!

Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
-Because Mercury moved in.

How do you get a baby in space to sleep?
-You rocket…

Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space. Turns out they eat radioactive materials.
– I asked it what its favorite meal was. It told me fission chips.

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
– You could say I have high hopes…

What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?
-“I guess you had to be there.”

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
-It was too Sirius.

How do you throw a party in space?
-You have to plan-et.

When people see something cool in space they often say
-“far out man”.

What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
-A mars bar.

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