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Soup jokes 🥣 in 2025

What do you call soup that’s always tired? Sleepy stew.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be musical? Melody-meat.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be elegant? Broth-erly grace.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a competition? It was surrounded by a chowder of rivals.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be stylish? Soup-er fashion.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be healthy? Well-brewed.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a spy movie? It had to sneak past a group of pickles to get to the other side of the pot.

Why did the soup feel embarrassed? It was caught in a ladle-y situation.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be hip? Broth-a with attitude.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be smart? Mensa-stew.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a horror movie? It saw a ladle covered in blood-red sauce.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a drama movie? It was surrounded by a chowder of emotional ingredients.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be confident? Broth-erly swagger.

What do you call soup that’s always angry? Miso-happy.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a mystery movie? It found a clue in the dumplings.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a spy movie? It was trying to avoid the ladle-y danger.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be exciting? Adven-chowder.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be creative? Innovat-broth.

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