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Soup jokes 🥣 in 2025

What do you call soup that’s always lost? Mistrust.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a spy movie? It found a secret ingredient hidden in the pot.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a horror movie? It saw a chicken in the pot.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be spicy? Red-hot broth-a.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be romantic? Soup-er lover.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a spy movie? It had to dodge a group of floating croutons to get to the other side of the pot.

Why did the soup go to the gym? It wanted to be fit for the stew-per bowl.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be healthy? Nutri-bowl.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be unique? Special-TEA.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a romance movie? It was surrounded by a group of heart-shaped noodles.

Why did the soup go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very broth-erly.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a sports competition? It was trying to be the champion broth-er.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be confident? Broth-erly assurance.

What do you call soup that’s always in a hurry? Rushin’ soup.

Why did the soup feel like it was in a fantasy movie? It saw a bowl with a dragon design.

Why did the soup go to the dentist? It had a soup-er toothache.

What do you call soup that’s always trying to be artistic? Paint-chowder.

What do you call soup that’s always on time? Consom-mate.

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