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Sonic jokes โšก๐Ÿฆ”๐ŸŽฎ in 2024

Why doesn’t Sonic have a driver’s license? He runs faster than any car!

Why did Sonic break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t keep up!

Why did Sonic become a mailman? He can deliver packages at record speed!

Why doesn’t Sonic ever walk? Walking is too slow for him!

What’s Sonic’s favorite movie? “Gone in 60 seconds”!

What’s Sonic’s favorite brand of shoes? “Sonic-speed” sneakers!

Why is Sonic terrible at hide and seek? His blue color gives him away!

Why can’t Sonic watch movies? He gets to the end before the opening credits finish!

Why can’t Sonic play the piano? His fingers move too fast for the keys!

Why did Sonic go to the Olympics? To give Usain Bolt a run for his money!

Why did Sonic go to school? Because he wanted to be a “speed-reader”!

What did Sonic say to the stopwatch? “Your time is up”!

Why does Sonic never get lost? He always finds the fastest route!

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of race? A “Sonic-speed” marathon!

What’s Sonic’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because they know how to “roll”!

Why can’t Sonic be a librarian? He reads the books too quickly!

What’s Sonic’s favorite day of the week? “Fast”-day!

What’s Sonic’s favorite type of math? Algebra, because he loves to solve for “x” at high speed!

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