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Softball jokes in 2025

Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?…
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?…
– An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.

What does a softball player do when she loses her eyesight?
– She becomes an umpire.

Where do pitchers go to dance?
– To the soft ball!

Why do girls softball players love playing so much?
– Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

How is a softball like a pancake?…
– They both need a good batter.

Why is it always cool at a softball game?…
– Because that is where all the fans are!

Where shouldn’t a softball player ever wear red?
– In the bull pen.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why did the police officer go to the softballl game?…
– Someone stole second base!

If a basketball team were chasing a softball team, what time would it be?…
– Five after nine. (9:05)

Two softball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single woman from either team has touched a base. How can this be?… The teams were all men.

How do softball players stay cool?
– By sitting next to the fans.

Why are spiders such good softball players?
– Because they know how to catch flies.

What is a softball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?…
– The swings!

Little League Vampire: Mom, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Mother Vampire: By the wings

Why did the pastry chef hire a softball pitcher?
– Because she knew how to handle the batter

What do softball players do when they get overheated?
– They get closer to one of the fans.

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