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Softball jokes in 2025

Why are singers good at softball?
– They have a perfect pitch.

Why don’t softball players join unions?…
– Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?…
– Let’s phillip the bases.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
– New Jersey.

Why are softball games at night?
– Because bats sleep during the day.

Why are spiders good softball players?…
– Because they know how to catch flies!

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?…
– Only throw strikes.

What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with a carpet?
– A throw rug.

Why shouldn’t you play softball in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs!

Why are frogs good outfielders?…
– They never miss a fly.

One hit struck a chicken… Now that was a real “fowl ball!”

Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
– She kept running away from the ball.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Nevermind. It’s over your head.

Why did the chicken get ejected from the softball game?
– For persistent fowl play.

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

How often do softball players call each other?
– They touch base every once in a while.

Why are softball games at night?…
– Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)

Why did the softball batter go crazy?…
– The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

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