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Softball jokes in 2025

Which takes longer to run: from 1st to 2nd base or from 2nd to 3rd base?
– From 2nd to 3rd base because there is a shortstop in the middle.

What do cupcakes and softball teams have in common?
– They both count on the batter.

Why do girls like softball?… It’s the only sport played on a diamond!

Why don’t softball players join unions?…
– Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?…
– Let’s phillip the bases.

Why don’t softball players join unions?
– They don’t like to be called out on strikes.

Why are singers good at softball?
– They have a perfect pitch.

How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?…
– Only throw strikes.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
– New Jersey.

Why are softball games at night?
– Because bats sleep during the day.

Why are spiders good softball players?…
– Because they know how to catch flies!

One hit struck a chicken… Now that was a real “fowl ball!”

Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
– She kept running away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with a carpet?
– A throw rug.

Why shouldn’t you play softball in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs!

Why are frogs good outfielders?…
– They never miss a fly.

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Nevermind. It’s over your head.

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