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Softball jokes in 2025

What animal is best at hitting a softball?…
– A bat!

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?…
– They both have foul mouths!

Where do softball bats wash up?
– In the bat tub.

What is it called when a dinosaur gets a homerun?
– A dino-score

What has 18 legs and catches flies?…
– A softball team!

Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Jose… Jose who?
– Jose can you see be the dawn’s early light.

What famous Greek might have invented softball?… Homer.

Which softball player wears the biggest helmet?
– The one with the biggest head.

What do you get when you cross a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
– Pitching like no one has ever seen.

A book never written: “The Quickest Softball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?…
– Keep Uriah on the ball.

Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Where do a softball players go when they need a new uniform?
– New Jersey.

Why are some umpires fat?…
– They always clean their plate!

Where do coal diggers play softball?…
– In the miner (minor) leagues.

What is the difference between softball and law?…
– In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.

Which takes longer to run: from 1st to 2nd base or from 2nd to 3rd base?
– From 2nd to 3rd base because there is a shortstop in the middle.

What do cupcakes and softball teams have in common?
– They both count on the batter.

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