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Softball jokes in 2025

What do softball players eat on?… Home plates.

Why is hotter after a softball game?…
– All the fans have left.

Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?
– 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.

What did the outfielder say to the softball?
– Catch you later.

Where did the softball player wash her socks?…
– In the bleachers.

What goes all the way around a softball field but never moves?…
– The fence!

Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?…
– In Yankee Stadium.

What is one of the rules in zebra softball?
– Three stripes and you’re out.

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?…
– a double header!

Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?…
– Because the manager knew, once she sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.

What cartoon character is the best at softball?
– Homer Simpson.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug softball teams?
– It takes too long to put their cleats on

Did you hear the joke about the softball?…
– It will leave you in stitches!

What is the difference between a girl who is late for dinner and asoftball hit over the fence?…
– One runs home and the other is a home run.

When should softball players wear armor?…
– When they play knight games

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?
– Your breath!

Which superhero is the best at baseball?…
– Batman.

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