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Softball jokes in 2025

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Nevermind. It’s over your head.

Why did the chicken get ejected from the softball game?
– For persistent fowl play.

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

How often do softball players call each other?
– They touch base every once in a while.

Why are softball games at night?…
– Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)

Why did the softball batter go crazy?…
– The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

A woman takes a baseball and throws it as hard as she can. There is nothing in front, behind, or to either side of her, and yet the ball comes back and hits her square in the face. How can this be?…
– She threw the ball up.

What do catchers wear on halloween?
– Face Masks!

Why did the softball player bring string to the game?
– So she could tie the score

Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?…
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

What do you get if you cross a lizard with a softball player?…
– An outfielder who catches flies with his tongue.

What does a softball player do when she loses her eyesight?
– She becomes an umpire.

Where do pitchers go to dance?
– To the soft ball!

Why do girls softball players love playing so much?
– Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

How is a softball like a pancake?…
– They both need a good batter.

Why is it always cool at a softball game?…
– Because that is where all the fans are!

Where shouldn’t a softball player ever wear red?
– In the bull pen.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

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