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Softball jokes in 2025

How is a softball team similar to a pancake?
– They both need a good batter.

Why are frogs good outfielders?
– They never miss a fly.

What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?…
– Pitching like no one has ever seen.

Why are softball players so rich?…
– Because they play on diamonds!

When did the softball team tie up the game?…
– five to five (4:55) or 10 to 10 (9:50)

What do you get when you cross a tree with a softball player?
– Babe Root.

What do softball players use to bake a cake?
– Oven mitts, bunt pans and batter.

What cartoon character is the best at softball?…
– Homer Simpson.

Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header?…
– Because the home team lost the opener.

Why was the piano tuner hired to play softball?… Because he had perfect pitch.

What runs around a softball field but never moves?
– A fence

Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?… She ran away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross a softball pitcher with a carpet?…
– A throw rug.

Which animal is best at hitting a softball?
– The bat.

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?
– A double header.

What did the softball glove say to the ball?…
– ”Catch ya later!”

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when she pitches?… If she raised both legs, she would fall down.

When is a softball player like a spider?…
– When she catches flies.

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