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Softball jokes in 2025

What do softball players use to bake a cake?…
– Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

The pitcher really had good control today…
– Didn’t miss a bat for three innings!

Why did the softball player go to the car dealer?
– She wanted a sales pitch.

Which superhero is the best at playing softball?
– Batgirl.

Where does a catcher sit for dinner?…
– Behind the plate.

A woman is trapped in a house without windows, doors, or any other way of exiting. The house is collapsing, and the man has only a baseball and a bat. How does she escape the fire?….
– She swings at the air three times (‘cause it’s one, two, three strikes and you’re out!).

Why are singers good at softball?…
– Because they have perfect pitch!

Why did the Angels have a ghost on their team?….
– To add a little team spirit.

How do softball players stay cool?
– By sitting next to the fans.

Why didn’t the skeleton play softball?
– Her heart wasn’t in it

Did you hear the joke about the softball?
– It will leave you in stitches!

How is a softball like a waffle?… They both need a good batter.

What do softball players put their food on?
– Home plates.

What do you get when you cross a pitcher with a carpet?
– A throw rug.

“Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…
– “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”

Did you hear the joke about your pitching style?”… ”Never mind. It’s foul.”

Why do you need to take a softball player with you when you go camping?…
– To pitch the tent.

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the softball team?
– They needed a little team spirit.

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