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Softball jokes in 2025

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
– In the bleachers

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

Why are softball players so rich?
– Because they play on diamonds.

How do softball players keep in touch?….
– They touch base every once in a while.

Why don’t orphans play softball?…
– They don’t know where home is.

What are the best kind of stockings for softball players to wear?…
– Stockings with runs in them.

Why didn’t the dog want to play softball?
– It was a boxer.

What did the bumble bee softball player say after crossing home plate?
– Hive scored

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