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Sock jokes 🧦 in 2024

What do you call a sock that’s always on the go? A wander-sock.

Why did the sock need a lawyer? It was in a legal battle with a shoe.

Why did the sock get in trouble at school? It was caught wearing a mismatched pair.

Why did the sock need a lawyer? It was accused of being a sole-stealer.

What do you call a sock that’s always joking around? A laugh-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always running late? A procrastin-sock.

Why did the sock need a map? It was lost in the laundry room.

Why did the sock need a therapist? It had a fear of being separated from its mate.

What do you call a sock that’s always singing in the shower? A shower-socker.

What do you call a sock that’s always on vacation? A beach-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always making music? A sock-ophone.

Why did the sock go to the casino? To play some sock machine games.

Why did the sock get a job at the circus? It was great at balancing on the tightrope.

What do you call a sock that’s always traveling? A globe-socker.

What do you call a sock that’s always optimistic? A hope-sock.

Why did the sock go to the party? To find its soul-mate.

Why did the sock cross the road? To get to the other foot.

Why did the sock go to the spa? To get a toe-tally relaxing foot massage.

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