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Sock jokes 🧦 in 2025

What do you call a sock that’s always winning at poker? A royal flush-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always telling stories? A tale-socker.

Why did the sock need a map? It was lost in the dryer.

What do you call a sock that’s always hungry? A sock-pot.

What do you call a sock that’s always forgetful? A memory-sock.

Why did the sock go to the dentist? To get its teeth cleaned.

Why did the sock refuse to go in the dryer? It didn’t want to shrink.

Why did the sock get a tattoo? It wanted to show off its sole.

What do you call a sock that’s always laughing? A chuckle-sock.

Why did the sock go to the zoo? To see the sock monkeys.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a case of athlete’s foot.

What do you call a sock that’s always working? A hard-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always singing? A sock-o-phone.

Why did the sock go to the bank? To deposit some sock-ings.

Why did the sock need a lawyer? It was caught up in a pair of legal issues.

What do you call a sock that’s always in a rush? A dash-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always cold? A chill-sock.

Why did the sock go to the barber? To get a new style for sock-hop night.

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