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Sock jokes 🧦 in 2025

What do you call a sock that’s always watching TV? A couch-sock.

Why did the sock go to the gym? To work on its arches.

Why did the sock go to the beach? To catch some rays on its ankle.

What do you call a sock that’s always studying? A book-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always singing karaoke? A rock-sock star.

Why did the sock go to the gym? To work on its flexibility for sock-er practice.

Why did the sock call the police? Someone had stolen its mate.

What do you call a sock that’s always bossing others around? A control-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always dancing? A sock-hop.

Why did the sock go to the beach? To catch some waves on its ankle.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a hole in its sole.

Why did the sock go to the museum? To see the sock-er artifacts.

What do you call a sock that’s always cold and damp? A wet-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always grumpy? A cranky-sock.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a sock-ness.

Why did the sock refuse to share its secrets? It had a sole-ful past.

What do you call a sock that’s always daydreaming? A fantasy-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always telling jokes? A pun-ky sock.

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