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Sock jokes 🧦 in 2025

What do you call a sock that’s always singing karaoke? A rock-sock star.

Why did the sock go to the gym? To work on its flexibility for sock-er practice.

Why did the sock call the police? Someone had stolen its mate.

What do you call a sock that’s always bossing others around? A control-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always dancing? A sock-hop.

Why did the sock go to the beach? To catch some waves on its ankle.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a hole in its sole.

Why did the sock go to the museum? To see the sock-er artifacts.

What do you call a sock that’s always cold and damp? A wet-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always grumpy? A cranky-sock.

Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a sock-ness.

Why did the sock refuse to share its secrets? It had a sole-ful past.

What do you call a sock that’s always daydreaming? A fantasy-sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always telling jokes? A pun-ky sock.

What do you call a sock that’s always gossiping? A tale-sock.

Why did the sock need a therapist? It had issues with its toe-jam.

Why did the sock go to the library? To check out some sole-ful books.

What do you call a sock that’s always talking about politics? A politic-sock.

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