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Soccer Jokes ⚽ in 2025

My kids soccer championship was canceled due to rain and sleet.
-So every player got a precipitation trophy.

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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
-It was tired of being kicked around.

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What does a soccer player say on Halloween?
-Hat Trick or Treat!

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Why couldn’t the star soccer player listen to music?
– Because he broke all the records.

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What time is it when a soccer team chases a baseball team?
-Eleven after nine.

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What’s the difference between a soccer referee and a politician?
-Just his funny bone.

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What did the mummy soccer coach say at the end of practice?
-Let’s wrap this up!

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One of my friends who plays soccer almost had to play on some ground with mounds of dirt.
-They had to level the playing field.

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Why did the soccer ball say ow?
-Because the man kicked him.

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What is soccer?
– It has been described as a game with 22 players, two linesmen, and 20,000 referees.

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