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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
– You wake up wet.

Someone must have hated their snowman
– They gave the snowman two black eyes.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes.

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
– One with icing?

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?
– Brrrrrritos

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
– A snowmobile!

What did the snowman name his cow?
– Eskimooo!

Where do snowmen keep their money?
– In a snow-bank.

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
– Nobody nose.

Why didn’t the snowman eat his cereal?
– Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
– A “brrr” – “grrr”!

What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
– Icerbergers with chilli sauce.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
– Iced lolly.

What did the snowman say to the hipster?
– Man, I thought I was white

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water!

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Snow
– Snow who?
– Snow body!

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