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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?
– He said he’ll be back one day

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?
– They’re both bodies of water!

Who are Frosty’s parents?
– Mom and Pop-Sicle!

How can you tell a snowman from a snowwoman?
– The snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– You’re cool.

Why was the snowman smiling?
– He could see the snowblower coming down the street

Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
– Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Snow
– Snow who?
– Snow way I’m telling you!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
– Frosty the Dough-man.

What would a snowman say if he could talk?
– “I smell carrots.”

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?
– Snow balls.

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
– Icebergers!

What does Frosty the snowman like to drink in the summer?
– Ice tea!

What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?
– You hang around while I go on ahead.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
– In a……snow bank

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,
– He answered “Yea Tea”.

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt Artica!

What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
– Lost!

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