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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

What is a snowman’s favourite breakfast?
– Ice Krispies.

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Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
– Because he wanted frozen pop!

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How to snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle!

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
– He was picking his nose.

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What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
– frostbite!

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Does a snowman have a heart?
– Nope, just big balls

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What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
– The cold shoulder!

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman.
– Doctor: Keep cool!

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What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
– A snowball.

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What did the snowman die of?
– Frostate cancer.

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Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
– Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.

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Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Snow
– Snow who?
– Snow laughing matter!

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?
– Ice caps.

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Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
– He had a total meltdown

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Why did the snowman name his dog frost?
– Because frost bites.

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How does a Snowman get to work?
– By icicle.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
– Frosty the dough-man!

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What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?
– She gave him the cold shoulder.

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