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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?
– Can you scratch my nose?

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
– A chill pill!

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
– A snow-fake!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
– Have an ice day.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?
– Just-ice.

I made my first snowman today…
– It was so white it’s already been nominated to Trump’s Cabinet.

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
– You wake up wet.

Someone must have hated their snowman
– They gave the snowman two black eyes.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes.

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
– One with icing?

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?
– Brrrrrritos

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
– A snowmobile!

What did the snowman name his cow?
– Eskimooo!

Where do snowmen keep their money?
– In a snow-bank.

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
– Nobody nose.

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