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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water.

What do you call an elderly snowman?
– Water (bu dum tiss)

What does Frosty call ice?
– Skid stuff!

Why did the snowman turn yellow?
– Ask the little boy over there.

My five year old just told me this one…
– Why did the snowman go to the vegetable garden?
– So he could go pick his nose.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
– Have an ice day!

Why do snowmen like living in the North Pole?
– Because it’s cool

How do snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle.

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?
– A snow blower.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?
– Picking his nose

Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
– Because Frost bites.

Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
– Because Frost bites!

What do snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren.

How does a snowman make you laugh?
– It gives you an icetickle

What’s a good holiday tip?
– Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
– The kind with lots of frosting!

What did the police officer say when he say the snowman stealing?
– Freeze!

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?
– Can you scratch my nose?

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