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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?
– Nobody nose.

Why didn’t the snowman eat his cereal?
– Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
– A “brrr” – “grrr”!

What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
– Icerbergers with chilli sauce.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
– Iced lolly.

What did the snowman say to the hipster?
– Man, I thought I was white

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water!

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Snow
– Snow who?
– Snow body!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
– A puddle.

The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends….
– Yeti still tries 🙂

What is a snowman’s favourite breakfast?
– Ice Krispies.

Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
– Because he wanted frozen pop!

How to snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
– He was picking his nose.

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
– frostbite!

Does a snowman have a heart?
– Nope, just big balls

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
– The cold shoulder!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman.
– Doctor: Keep cool!

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