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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?
– A snow blower.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?
– Picking his nose

Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
– Because Frost bites.

Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
– Because Frost bites!

What do snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren.

How does a snowman make you laugh?
– It gives you an icetickle

What’s a good holiday tip?
– Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
– The kind with lots of frosting!

What did the police officer say when he say the snowman stealing?
– Freeze!

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?
– Can you scratch my nose?

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
– A chill pill!

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
– A snow-fake!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
– Have an ice day.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?
– Just-ice.

I made my first snowman today…
– It was so white it’s already been nominated to Trump’s Cabinet.

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
– You wake up wet.

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