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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2024

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,
– “Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
– A snowman on a zebra crossing!

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
– You wake up wet!

Two snowmen were standing in a field.
– One said, “Can you smell carrots?”
– The second replied, “No, but I can taste coal.”

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
– Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it’s still my favorite winter joke.

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?
– His snowmies

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
– Snowflakes!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
– I.C.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell)
– All ICY is you!

What did Frosty call his cow?
– Eskimoo!

Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other “can you smell carrots?”
– The second snowman replied “no, but I can taste coal!”.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
– A snowmobile.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
– Get out of my face!

What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia?
– You ice em’

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him cold.

How do you scare a snowman?
– With a hairdryer!

What do you say to a stressed snowman?
– Chill out.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
– Meltin’ John

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