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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other “can you smell carrots?”
– The second snowman replied “no, but I can taste coal!”.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
– A snowmobile.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
– Get out of my face!

What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia?
– You ice em’

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him cold.

How do you scare a snowman?
– With a hairdryer!

What do you say to a stressed snowman?
– Chill out.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
– Meltin’ John

what do you call a muscular snowman?
– Jacked Frost

What else does Frosty eat for breakfast?
– Frosted Flakes!

What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
– Cold cream.

Has the Abominable snowman called?
– “Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me
– To which I replied
– “Not Yeti”

What did the snowman order at McDonald’s?
– Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose. Fortunately, he didn’t carrot at all!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
– Ice-bergers.

Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department
– Because he was picking his nose

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?
– He has a very bad case of frost bite.

How do snowmen greet each other?
– Ice to meet you!

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