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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2025

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
– It takes too long to hollow out her head.

Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?
– He saw the snowblower coming.

What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
– Cold cream.

Has the Abominable snowman called?
– “Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me
– To which I replied
– “Not Yeti”

What did the snowman order at McDonald’s?
– Icerbergers with chilly sauce!

Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose. Fortunately, he didn’t carrot at all!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
– Ice-bergers.

Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department
– Because he was picking his nose

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?
– He has a very bad case of frost bite.

How do snowmen greet each other?
– Ice to meet you!

What is a snowman’s favourite type of Mexican food?
– Brrrrrrr-itos!

What do snowmen have for breakfast?
– Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies.

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
– A meltdown
– *edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow

Where do Frosty and his wife go dancing?
– Snowballs!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
– Because Frost bites.

My 6 year old son told me this one. “What do you call a snowman that’s having a threesome with two hot princesses?”
– I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
– You wake up wet!

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