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Snow Jokes ☃️ in 2025

Why don’t mountains catch colds?
– They wear snow caps.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
-A snowmobile.

Some kids pee their name in the snow.
-Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

Why did CIA raid the igloos?
-Because they dont like snow dens

Snow White and the six Dwarfs,
-Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine 🙂

Yoda’s been tracing his family tree.
– It’s an evergreen.

Yoda’s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with “dago” in the title.
-It’s pretty clear he was Italian.

What do you call a snowman party?
– A snowball.

Some Yank had the audacity to say us Texans were dumb for not having Snow Tires. Bless their heart.
-We may not have as much experience as y’all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a tire out of snow is a pretty dumb idea.

We’ll keep our tires made of rubber, thanks.

I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snow storms ..
-It turns out I wasn’t using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe .

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
-a numb skull! -sans

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
– Brrrr – itos.

I saw fresh prints in the snow
-Wonder what he was doing so far from Bel Air.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
– In a……snow bank

what do you call a skeleton in the snow?
– a numb skull

Told to me by a six year old.
-Why was the snow yellow?

Because Elsa let it go!

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time…
-The man looks at the tree.

“Only one last thing left to hang!”

He grabs a noose.

What did the snowman eat?
-Icebergs with chilli sauce.

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