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Snow Jokes ☃️ in 2025

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
-An abdominal snowman.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
-Snowballs

Two blondes find a set of tracks in the snow.
-“They’re rabbit tracks!” Said Trixie.

“No, silly, they’re Bear tracks!” Said Susie.

This went on for a while, until the train hit them.

What did the icicle say to the snow?
– “Why do you have to be so soft?”

What did Snow white complain after staying a week with the dwarves?
-I’d rather have a 7 inch one time than one inch 7 times..

USPS has a new motto
-“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” -USPS unofficial motto, 1914-2020

“Better late than never.” -USPS unofficial motto, 2020-?

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
– You look for Fresh Prints!

Snow Storm in Texas blew 25% of my neighbors roof.
-Oof.

Breaking news! Snow White down to six dwarves…
-…Sneezy has been quarentined by the CDC

I hate snow.
– It’s white and on my land.

My girlfriend is like snow.
-After i peed on her, she disappeared.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
-She sat on Pinocchio’s nose and screamed, ” Lie to me! Lie to Me!”

What separates snowmen from snow-women?
– Snow Balls

Sure you’re just sledding now
– But sledding is a gateway to other things.
Soon you’ll be tobogganing.
And snow-tubing.
And snowboarding.
And skiing.

It’s a slippery slope.

In Toronto it’s snowing so hard right now that it’s become pro-China …
– In other words, its a Blizzard.

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
-It’s snow joke.

Snow White was in bed, feeling Happy
-Happy got out, so she started feeling Grumpy

Friends are like snow
– When you pee on them, they disappear.

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