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Snake jokes 🐍 in 2025

What do you call a snake without any clothes on?
– Snake-ed.

I never understood why people are so scared of snakes
– They’re completely armless

What do you call an important English snake?
– Sir Pent.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
– A jump rope.

A group of cows is called a herd; what do you call a group of snakes?
– A tangle.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
– Looks like the boa cons tricked her.

What do you get if you cross a new born snake with a basketball?
– A bouncing baby boa.

What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
– Monty Python.

Which snake is a member of a rock band?
– A rattlesnake.

What do you call a snake that’s shed its skin?
– Snaked.

A Jellyfish, a Snake and a Snail walk into a bar.
– The Jellyfish says, “This is impossible”.

The bartender says, “How did you do that?”

What’s long, green and goes hith?
– A snake with a lisp.

What did the snake say to the loud children at the library?
– “Ssssss.”

What sound does a german snake make
– ßßßßßßßß

What’s the best way to code the snake game?
– In *python* script

What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
– Monty Python.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
– A jump rope.

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