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Snake jokes 🐍 in 2025

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
– A boar constrictor.

Why did the snake cross the road?
– To get to the other ssssssssside.

What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
– A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

What is a hungry Gujarati’s favourite Hollywood film?
– Snakes on a plane

How do you get yarn out of a snake?
– Wait until it sheds its skein.

I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
– He was a great πthon.

What’s a snake’s favorite dance?
– The snake, rattle, and roll.

I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
– It’s made of asphalt.

What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
– You can’t touch yourself.

Who is a snake’s favorite actor?
– Humphrey Boa-gart.

What do you call a snake that bakes?
– A pie-thon.

Doctor: “Can you describe the snake that bit you?”
– Patient: “Yes. It looked like an angry rope.”

What is a Jamaican’s favorite variety of snake?
– Cottonmouth or something, I wasn’t paying attention.

Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
– The adders.

What do snakes do after they have a fight?
– Hiss and make up.

Who is a snake’s favorite author?
– William Snakespeare.

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long ?
– A pi-thon

How do snakes avoid making babies?
– Using an Anacondom.

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