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Snake jokes 🐍 in 2025

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.
– Bah-dum-tiss.

what do you call a constant stream of snake people?
– lamia flow.

What do you use to get paint off a snake?
– Serpentine

What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
– Ex-hiss baggage.

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
– Because he wanted his diamondback.

Why should you never weigh a snake?
– They have their own scales.

Why can’t Italian snakes talk?
– They don’t have hands.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
– Snakes and Larders.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python.
– Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know.

What did the snake give her boyfriend?
– A goodnight hiss.

What do you call a snake without any clothes on?
– Snake-ed.

I never understood why people are so scared of snakes
– They’re completely armless

What do you call an important English snake?
– Sir Pent.

What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
– Monty Python.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
– A jump rope.

A group of cows is called a herd; what do you call a group of snakes?
– A tangle.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
– Looks like the boa cons tricked her.

What do you get if you cross a new born snake with a basketball?
– A bouncing baby boa.

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