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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2025

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
– Because it’s bound to squeal.

Why did the suspenders go to jail?
– Because they held up a pair of pants!

Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
– He was a little hoarse.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Finding half a worm.

Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
– Because they’re meteor.

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?
– It has no point!

What starts and ends with an E but contains only one letter?
– An envelope.

Why are ghosts bad liars?
– Because you can see right through them!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
– Hi, bud!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
– A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
– Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
– They wave!

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
– You rocket!

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
– A stega-snore-us.

What does a spider’s bride wear?
– A webbing dress.

Who always comes to a picnic but is never invited?
– Ants.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
– Rrrrrrr!

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
– Time to get a new clock.

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