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Smart jokes 🤯 in 2024

Why did the stop doing tests at the zoo?
– Because it was full of cheetahs!

Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window?
– Because he wanted to see time fly!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?
– A pork chop!

What do you call a funny mountain?
– Hill-arious.

What did the hat say to the scarf?
– You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead.

What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
– Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

What did the alien say to the garden?
– Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
– R2 detour.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot!

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
– Because it’s bound to squeal.

Why did the suspenders go to jail?
– Because they held up a pair of pants!

Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
– He was a little hoarse.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Finding half a worm.

Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
– Because they’re meteor.

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?
– It has no point!

What starts and ends with an E but contains only one letter?
– An envelope.

Why are ghosts bad liars?
– Because you can see right through them!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
– Hi, bud!

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