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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2025

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done – like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions.

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol

Why did Stacie take a speed-reading course?
– Because it was her sloth-more year!

I watched a sloth eat a watch once.
– It was very time-consuming.

what do you call a gay sloth?
– Slow-mosexual

When does a sloth go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

What do scientists call an intelligent sloth?
– A slow-mo-sapien!

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol.

A sloth walks into a bar and says
– I’ll have… a coke.
– The Bartender says
– Hey, why the long paws?

What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
– Slothy seconds.

The slot machines were so slow that the casino-goers called them sloth machines.

Why did the sloth cross the road?
– Nobody knows, he’s still trying.

The kindest word to describe my performance in school was Sloth.

What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ?
– Sir!

Why do sloths seem so slow?
– Because every movement takes fur-ever!

What do you call intelligent sloths?
– Slo-mo sapien.

A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk.
– After a long time and a lot of drinks the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.
– The sloth replies, “I’m depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she’s already halfway through the kitchen.”

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol.

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