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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2025

How do you apologize to a sloth?
– Later… much, much later.

What happens if you cross a Scottish rock band with a sloth?
– Slow patrol!

How do you apologize to a sloth?
– BEAR your heart and soul.

You let a sloth give you gonnorhea?!
– *slow clap*

What did the sloth say when he was mugged by a bunch of snails?
– “It all happened so fast!”

“Why hast nature made us so lazy?”
– This was the chief philosophical question of the sloths.

How did the sloth become President of the tree?
– He slept his way to the top.

You must avoid sloth, that wicked siren.

What do sloths make when it snows?
– Slow Angels

What’s a sloth’s favorite snack?
– A slow-cone!

Ever heard the one about the sloth crossing the road?
– Never mind, it’d take too long.

Why are sloths so fascinating?
– You’ll almost always find one InTreeResting.
– …..I’ll just see myself out.

What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ?
– Sir!

With how long it took Shakespeare to write Othello, it should’ve been titled Slothello!

What’s a sloth’s favorite song?
– Don’t Hurry, Be Happy.

I watched a gif of a sloth for 5 minutes yesterday
– Until I realized it was just an image

Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
– He would only do the BEAR minimum.

What happens when you cross a sloth and two frogs?
– You get a two-toad sloth.

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