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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2025

Guess what my favorite animal is?
– It’s a sloth… and I like you slooow much!

When does a sloth go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

A sloth tells his wife, “I’m gonna stop by the neighbors house.”
– “I’ll see you in three months.”

Why didn’t the bed of sloths (group of sloths) go extinct? That one’s easy. It’s because they didn’t plan on going anywhere!

One sloth turned and said to the other, “I used to dislike moss…”
– “But now I think it’s growing on me.”

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do sloths read in the morning?
– Snooze-papers.

What do sloths throw in winter?
– Slowballs.

A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles
– Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, “It all happened so fast.”

Sloth motto : Just do it later.

A sloth got mugged by a bunch of snails. Know what he said afterward?
– It all happened so fast.

I’m like a sloth, and you’re like moss.
– I think you’re starting to grow on me!

What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
– Slothy seconds.

What did God tell the sloth upon its creation?
– You’re pretty slow so here, take these claws.

Sloths are the most social animals.
– They always want to hang out.

What was the sloth’s favorite song?
– Don’t worry, be happy!

Sloths are the most social animals.
– They always want to hang out.

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