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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2024

What did Sloth say when he found gold?
– AU GUYS!!!

What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

The priest said my body was built for sin. What sin?
– Slothfulness.

Sloths never kiss on the first date…
– They take it slow.

Why don’t sloths kiss on the first date?
– They like to take it slow.

When asked why the sloths voted to keep the coal mines open, the sloth congressman said this:
– Because in terms of energy, sloths are conservative!

What does the sloth journalist read every morning when he gets to work?
– A snooze paper.

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done – like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions.

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol

Why did Stacie take a speed-reading course?
– Because it was her sloth-more year!

I watched a sloth eat a watch once.
– It was very time-consuming.

what do you call a gay sloth?
– Slow-mosexual

When does a sloth go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

What do scientists call an intelligent sloth?
– A slow-mo-sapien!

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol.

A sloth walks into a bar and says
– I’ll have… a coke.
– The Bartender says
– Hey, why the long paws?

What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
– Slothy seconds.

The slot machines were so slow that the casino-goers called them sloth machines.

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