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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2025

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

What do you call a sloth who barely moves?
– A slow-off!

What do sloths throw when winter hits?
– Slowballs.

Sloth motto : Nope. No Way. Not Going To Happen. Not Today!!!

What is a sloths favorite icy treat?
– Slow-cone. (Snow cone)

I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said,
– It. all. happened. so. fast.

Avoid sloth, the mother of all vices!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth?
– A slow leopard.

What do sloths drink in the morning?
– Their morning sloth-fee!

What do sloths make when it snows?
– Slow Angels.

Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open?
– Because when it comes to energy they’re conservative.

How do you apologize to a sloth?
– Later… much, much later.

What happens if you cross a Scottish rock band with a sloth?
– Slow patrol!

How do you apologize to a sloth?
– BEAR your heart and soul.

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