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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2025

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

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Sloth motto : Nope. No Way. Not Going To Happen. Not Today!!!

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What is a sloths favorite icy treat?
– Slow-cone. (Snow cone)

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I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

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What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

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My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

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Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

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What do you call a sloth who barely moves?
– A slow-off!

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What do sloths throw when winter hits?
– Slowballs.

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Why didn’t the sloth go extinct?
– It didn’t plan on going anywhere.

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What did the sloth wear to the swimming pool?
– His speedo

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What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle?
– A slow-off (show off).

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When should you apologize to a sloth?
– Later… much later.

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A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk.
– After a long time and a lot of drinks, the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.
– The sloth replies, “I’m depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she’s already halfway through the kitchen.”

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They say fast food is bad for you…
– so I ate a sloth.

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How did the sloth become President of the tree?
– He slept his way to the top.

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What do you call an aristocratic sloth?
– Slowphisticated.

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I watched a GIF of a sloth for five minutes yesterday until I realized it was just an image.

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