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Skinny jokes in 2025

What do you call a skinny guy with a backpack? A walking tent pole.

How do you know when a skinny guy is cold? He shivers down to his bones.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the amusement park? He was afraid he’d fly out of the rollercoaster.

How do you make a skinny guy cry? Tell him he’s too skinny to join a gang.

How do you make a skinny guy angry? Tell him he needs to eat a cheeseburger… with extra cheese.

Why did the skinny guy go to the gym? To bulk up… his self-esteem.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a cruise? He was afraid he’d be mistaken for a life raft.

Why don’t skinny guys play football? They’re too light to tackle.

What do you call a skinny guy with a lisp? A ssssskinny guy.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to be mistaken for driftwood.

Why did the skinny guy become a professor? He heard they needed a walking skeleton for their anatomy class.

What do you call a group of skinny people? A thin crowd.

How do you know when a skinny guy is dehydrated? His eyes are so sunken, they’re in the back of his head.

Why did the skinny guy cross the road? To get to the other side… of the buffet.

Why did the skinny guy become a firefighter? He heard they needed poles for the firehouse.

What do you call a skinny guy with a sunburn? A red twig.

What do you call a skinny guy with a guitar? A walking music stand.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to take his shirt off at the beach? He didn’t want to show off his rib cage.

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