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Skinny jokes in 2025

What do you call a skinny guy with a bowtie? A formal toothpick.

How do you make a skinny person angry? Tell them they need to eat a cheeseburger.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the zoo? He was afraid the giraffes would make fun of him.

Why did the skinny guy become a runway model? He heard they needed someone to wear the clothes, not the other way around.

Why did the skinny guy go on a juice cleanse? He wanted to lose weight in his hair.

How do you know when a skinny guy is nervous? He’s shaking like a leaf… on a stick.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the beach? He was afraid the waves would knock him down.

Why don’t skinny guys use Tinder? They can’t get a match.

What do you call a skinny guy with a backpack? A walking tent pole.

How do you know when a skinny guy is cold? He shivers down to his bones.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the amusement park? He was afraid he’d fly out of the rollercoaster.

How do you make a skinny guy cry? Tell him he’s too skinny to join a gang.

How do you make a skinny guy angry? Tell him he needs to eat a cheeseburger… with extra cheese.

Why did the skinny guy go to the gym? To bulk up… his self-esteem.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a cruise? He was afraid he’d be mistaken for a life raft.

Why don’t skinny guys play football? They’re too light to tackle.

What do you call a skinny guy with a lisp? A ssssskinny guy.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to be mistaken for driftwood.

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