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Skinny jokes in 2025

Why did the skinny guy start drinking protein shakes? To bulk up his drinking arm.

How do you know when a skinny guy is sick? He loses weight… in his earlobes.

How do you know when a skinny guy is stressed? When he bends over, you can see through his ribs.

Why did the skinny guy break up with his girlfriend? She told him she wanted a man with more substance.

Why did the skinny guy become a magician? He figured he could make himself disappear on stage.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a boat? He was afraid he’d capsize it.

Why did the skinny guy start wearing turtlenecks? To hide his chicken neck.

What do you call a skinny guy who’s a lawyer? A legal stick figure.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a rollercoaster? He was afraid he’d slip through the safety bar.

Why did the skinny guy start wearing suspenders? To keep his pants up… and hide his bird chest.

Why did the skeleton refuse to fight the skinny guy? He said it wouldn’t be a fair fight.

How do you make a skinny guy feel good about himself? Tell him he’s the perfect weight… for an elementary school student.

How do you make a skinny guy feel strong? Tell him he can bench press his own weight… and yours too.

What do you call a skinny guy with a six-pack? A starving model.

Why did the skinny guy start lifting weights? He wanted to bulk up his bird chest.

What do you call a skinny guy who lifts weights? A featherweight lifter.

What do you call a skinny guy with a bowtie? A formal toothpick.

How do you make a skinny person angry? Tell them they need to eat a cheeseburger.

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