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Skinny jokes in 2025

Why did the skinny guy start drinking protein shakes? To bulk up his drinking arm.

Why did the skeleton refuse to fight the skinny guy? He said it wouldn’t be a fair fight.

How do you make a skinny guy feel good about himself? Tell him he’s the perfect weight… for an elementary school student.

How do you make a skinny guy feel strong? Tell him he can bench press his own weight… and yours too.

What do you call a skinny guy with a six-pack? A starving model.

Why did the skinny guy start lifting weights? He wanted to bulk up his bird chest.

What do you call a skinny guy who lifts weights? A featherweight lifter.

What do you call a skinny guy with a bowtie? A formal toothpick.

How do you make a skinny person angry? Tell them they need to eat a cheeseburger.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the zoo? He was afraid the giraffes would make fun of him.

Why did the skinny guy become a runway model? He heard they needed someone to wear the clothes, not the other way around.

Why did the skinny guy go on a juice cleanse? He wanted to lose weight in his hair.

How do you know when a skinny guy is nervous? He’s shaking like a leaf… on a stick.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the beach? He was afraid the waves would knock him down.

Why don’t skinny guys use Tinder? They can’t get a match.

What do you call a skinny guy with a backpack? A walking tent pole.

How do you know when a skinny guy is cold? He shivers down to his bones.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the amusement park? He was afraid he’d fly out of the rollercoaster.

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