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Skinny jokes in 2025

Why did the skinny guy start drinking protein shakes? To bulk up his drinking arm.

What do you call a skinny guy in a suit? A wire hanger.

How do you make a skinny guy mad? Call him a toothpick.

Why did the skinny guy become a comedian? He figured he could stand-up for himself.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the circus? He was afraid he’d be mistaken for a tightrope.

What do you call a skinny guy with a big appetite? An illusion.

What do you call a skinny guy with a fancy car? A toothpick in a limousine.

Why did the skinny guy avoid the sun? He was afraid he’d get a tan line on his skeleton.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go to the gym? He was afraid he’d get lost in the equipment.

How do you know when a skinny guy is sick? He loses weight… in his earlobes.

How do you know when a skinny guy is stressed? When he bends over, you can see through his ribs.

Why did the skinny guy break up with his girlfriend? She told him she wanted a man with more substance.

Why did the skinny guy become a magician? He figured he could make himself disappear on stage.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a boat? He was afraid he’d capsize it.

Why did the skinny guy start wearing turtlenecks? To hide his chicken neck.

What do you call a skinny guy who’s a lawyer? A legal stick figure.

Why did the skinny guy refuse to go on a rollercoaster? He was afraid he’d slip through the safety bar.

Why did the skinny guy start wearing suspenders? To keep his pants up… and hide his bird chest.

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