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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

What does a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
– You connect the dirtbag at 2 points.

Say what you want about skiing…
..but the sports going downhill, Fast!

Which skiers wear the biggest boots?
– The one with the biggest feet.

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
– Brrrr – itos.

Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t learn to water ski?
– She couldn’t find a lake with a slope

My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
– Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

Where do seals go to see movies?
– The dive-in!

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
– A snowball!

I’d love to learn how to water ski…
…but I can’t find a lake on a hill.

My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900.
– The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
– An Eski-mew

How was the snow globe feeling?
– A little shaken.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Where does a skier in Switzerland go after a long day of skiing?
– Swiss Chalet

I injured myself skiing last year.
– It’s been downhill ever since.

Where does a skier keep his money?
– In a snowbank.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
– A Frosty.

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip
– Our relationship was going downhill.

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