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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

What kind of bathrooms do Eskimos use?
– Ig-Loos.

How does a penguin build a house?
– Igloos it together.

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.
– I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

What did the confident skier say when he had diarrhea?
– I’ve got the runs!

I recently got very addicted to skiing
– My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope

What do you call the monkey who won an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?
– A Chimpion

What do you call a snowman party?
– A snowball.

Why don’t blondes water ski?
– They can’t find a lake with a slope

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.
– I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
– A snowball.

What do mountains wear to keep warm?
– Snowcaps.

What’s a good winter tip?
– Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

I watched the movie Frozen with my four year old daughter
– My daughter didn’t like the part when the girlfriend got her hand stuck to the ski lift at all.

Why do all polish names end in ski?
– Because they can’t spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What’s white and goes up?
– A confused snowflake.

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
– Snow

Why don’t Amish people water ski?
– Because their horses would drown.

US Olympic skier Peekaboo Street once worked at a hospital.
– She was fired on her first day because she kept answering the phone “Peekaboo, ICU”.

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