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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

What’s a good winter tip?
– Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

I watched the movie Frozen with my four year old daughter
– My daughter didn’t like the part when the girlfriend got her hand stuck to the ski lift at all.

Why do all polish names end in ski?
– Because they can’t spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What’s white and goes up?
– A confused snowflake.

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
– Snow

Why don’t Amish people water ski?
– Because their horses would drown.

US Olympic skier Peekaboo Street once worked at a hospital.
– She was fired on her first day because she kept answering the phone “Peekaboo, ICU”.

Why do women never ski?
– Because it doesn’t snow in the kitchen

What is a skiers favourite game?
– Ice Spy with my little eye

Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
– Because he thought his wife was a flake.

I used to be a professional ski athlete
– It just went downhill from there

Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski?
– Skip.

Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
– Because Donald ducked.

When little white flakes fall past the classroom window, what time is it?
– Snow and Tell.

How would you scare a snowman?
– Get a hairdryer!

What was Stalin’s least favorite ski?
– Trot ski.

What does a blind man use to ski?
– A skiing eye dog

What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?
– Snow.

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